When I get up before 5 am I have very productive day and am more than a little cranky
So when I was getting gas and overheard the following because the guy next to me was on his cell, I just had to share.
Guy pumping gas: “So what did the doctor say?”
Voice on cell: blah blah blah
Guy pumping gas: “Scabies, what the fuck? What is that?”
Voice on cell: BLAH BLAH BLAH
Guy pumping gas: “Man- you gotta stop dating them pirates! Damn, get you a regular girl with a regular diseases?”
Voice on cell: FUCK YOU! MAN_ FUCK YOU!